ponlova:

silver-tongues-blog:

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

okay but to be fair, faking hauntings to make housing more affordable isnt a villainous thing to do

i mean i guess it kinda is in a robin hood sort of way

The scooby doo villains were doing shit to scare off people for evil such as major corporations driving away business for mom and pop stores so theres no compitition or driving away a family so they can steal the gold in the chimney