Silver Tongue

paulsimonsass69:

curseworm:

curseworm:

catholic school speedrun

during the first liturgy if you slap the communion wine out of the priests hands and collapse at his feet hollering in tongues you can clip right through the floor and go straight to hell

funny story when my dad was in catholic school the teacher said “the only true swear word is the lord’s name in vain” and my dad replied “so does that mean you can say ass” so he got whipped with a ruler

fun fact, saying the lords name in vain isnt saying “goddammit” its actually using the bible to perpetuate bigotry

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