homestuck paternity court
troll maury, receiving an envelope: And the results are in! Dave, before I read these aloud, do you have anything you want to say to the man you are accusing of being your baby?
dave strider, eight months pregnant, looking pretty good all things considered: yeah ngl i started writing this hoping for one thing and now its dangerously out of hand. please free me from this prison
is… Is the baby john?
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