banishedquasiroyal-deact:

TIER ONE: kanaya, jade, calliope (have been smoking 24/7 since they found out weed was a thing, have matching bowls, grow their own shit and share it exclusively with each other. space players are really into greenery)
TIER TWO: roxy, dave, dirk, john, terezi (they can smoke but usually get high super fast and have no chill when high. roxy goes to restaurants high and tips like $40 on a $15 order. she gets….fucked up. dirk and john just get fucked up in walmart at 1 am)
TIER THREE: davepeta, jake, karkat, vriska (smoke only once in a good while. when they do smoke it’s either Wow I’m Serene or My Life Is Meaningless And I Am Nothing)
TIER FOUR: jasprose, rose, jane (they don’t smoke but have once. rose doesn’t smoke bc she gets super paranoid and jasprose smoked ONCE and was high for two years due to the way sprites metabolize shit. also jane doesn’t smoke out of fear of going full on elon musk)

tier five; caliborn who was sold oregano and doesnt realize it