banishedquasiroyal-deact:

best:

this??? is so great. truly the best outfit in homestuck.

runner up:

slay, queen. slay.

WORST OUTFIT, RUNNER UP:

there’s butch (fashionable. good. kind) and then theres whatever the FUCK roxy is wearing

like…bitch….khakis? really roxy? you became a literal goddess and decided to wear A NAVY BLAZER and fucking KHAKIS? wow. disgusting. fucking horrible.

the worst outfit in homestuck: the real one

listen. im a homestuck scholar. ive studied the ways. and i can say, with fucking confidence, that the worst outfit in homestuck was worn by none other than THIS BITCH

oh my god. look at this. what did u do, tuck a fucking sack into another, smaller sack. that isnt fashion kanaya. and ur lipstick? whats that a slow fade? shitty lip gloss? do u really think green is going to pull attention away from ur godawful pink burlap sack tucked into another fucking sack? being body positive is one thing but this will never look good on anyone. kanaya u have failed us.

valid