“jake said dirk takes super long showers!” listen jake probably runs naked under a waterfall and calls it a done deal. dirk soaks in polluted garbage ocean water for three hours a day and that’s why his hair maintains its shape. the only alpha kid who has standard ideas about hygiene is clearly jane, bc while roxy WOULD bathe she definitely just drenches herself in expired essential oils and leaves it at that
jane and dave dont shower either. john regularly takes a bath but what about rose? how would rose treat her hygiene?
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