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My DM once had an enemy Kobold who fought by saying bad jokes like this that would literally deal nonlethal damage. The catch was we couldn’t kill him normally and had to out bad joke him to win. It was great.
vicious mockery is an amazing spell
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I’m pretty sure you’ll take MORE than 1d4 damage, unless you wearing foot-shaped shoes.
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