peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”
tony: well, can’t you?
peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —
steve: can we change the subject
loki: let him finish talking
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