Hot Dogs are sandwiches

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okay so, if you think this is a sandwich

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then you have to agree that a hot dog is also a sandwich

Yes or No

ofc hotdogs are sandwiches. what else would they be?

A real hot debate is that smuckers are ravioli not sandwiches.

Poptarts are sandwiches

poptarts are ravioli

Ravioli are filled pasta.

Pasta is noodles.

Noodles are bread

Therefore ravioli are sandwiches.

Or pies…

No, ravioli means that its completely sealed on all edges. ravioli is not sandwich. 

Ravioli pasta

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sealed on all sides with a filling inside

Smuckers uncrustable is also ravioli.

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Pop tarts are ravioli

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sandwiches are not ravioli. sandwiches have an opening.

Then they are pies!!!!

THEY ARENT PIES. PIES ARENT SEALED. if you seal a pie before it bakes, its gonna make a mess in your oven. You need breathing holes in pies ergo, they arent pies

Poptarts can’t be ravioli bc they have icing on the top

Everything is not contained within the confines of the wheat

the frosting on a poptart is basically the sauce on the ravioli

*clears throat* 

the true measure of a sandwich is if it is bread and then something and then more bread so that it can be held one-handed while gambling. Ravioli cannot be held in the hand because it is hot and wet and is therefore not a sandwich. 

Real big sandwiches are on real thin ice. 

*holds rotisserie chicken up with one hand while playing slots with the other*
BEHOLD A SANDWICH

Ok, but, if you somehow sealed the sides of a sandwich, would it still be a sandwich, or would it be ravioli??

it would be ravioli. Thats already been addressed with the smuckers uncrustable which is the exact thing you described

No, wrong. Because rotisserie chickens leave behind all kinds of gross greasy crap and also do not meet the bread-stuff-bread requirement. 

Raviolis require pasta so fuck you. 

*breads, batters and fries an entire rotisserie chicken*
BEHOLD A SANDWICH

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    Yeah, but so is a wrap then
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    THIS IS ESCALATING INTO UNGODLY LEVELS OH GOD XD
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