Human race collectively fucking ridiculous
Fuck all that “humans are scary and indestructible” shit. Human race ridiculous. Human race irrational and unpredictable in the funniest ways. The concept of “absurd humour” is humanity’s contribution to the intergalactic community.
Crewman Frank: Is that a police? I’m calling the weed.
Crewman Phil, without looking up from his work: 420, whatcha smokin?
Crewman Xyz:
navigator james: wormhole work up aheads? I sure hope it do
Captain zalxan: *insectoid chitters of aproval*