DM: At the top of the wall is carved the words: “I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.”
rogue: it’s a riddle.
warlock: it’s sex.
*vague noises of agreement*
rogue, exasperated: it’s sleep, you horny losers
warlock: it can have multiple interpretations! all great literature does! and most of them are about sex!
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