ed: (opens the portal of truth to get tf out of gluttony)
truth: why are you here again you stupid fucking baby
ed, with like 8 broken bones and a mild concussion: bold of you to assume i have any idea of what the fuck im doing ever
I am an utter fool AND UTTER FUCKING FOOL BECAUSE MY MONKEY BRAIN READ THIS WHOLE THING IN ED’S VOICE FROM ED EDD & EDDY NOT FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FSGYUHSgyUOFGASYUOFSLAJGFYSIfSA