Dad egbert: John.
John egbert: Yes dad?
Dad egbert: Are you eating sugar?
John egbert: No, dad!
Dad egbert? Are you lying?
John egbert: No dad!
Dad egbert: I see. Open your mouth.
John egbert: *nervous laughing*
thanks I hate it
Manifesting inside of my house and killing me instantly would have been much better than the slow but sure death this post brought upon me