“No kinks for the conductor”
Background: We we’re trying to track a murderer on a train and our wizard bound up all of the passengers that the party suspected. (She also bound up a few party members just to annoy them). One of the people not bound is a worker named Arthur.
Arthur: Why didn’t you bind me?
Wizard: I don’t think you could have done it. Would you like to be bound?
Arthur(in a cheery exploratory voice): Oh no, I’m no into that