yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: There’s a plant in the swamp, it’s an odd mythical thing that curses people but it looks suspiciously like something harmless.

In our party are both a frog-witch who’s speciality is herbs and a dark-elf who’s naturally talented with plants.

Both of them roll a CRIT FAIL in recognizing what the plant is.

Our Tribe warrior though, who from his stats should have no clue of this kind of stuff totally succeeds in recognizing the plant.

Tribe Warrior: You guys, I think this may be bad news, because-

Frog Witch: How about you shut your trap because this is easily a harmless plant. I AM CONVINCED OF THAT

Dark Elf: I absolutely second that, you must be nuts, Tribe Warrior.

We are doomed.