Silver Tongue

afallenwolf:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

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who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

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who talks to sea creatures,

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who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

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which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

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with an army of sharks

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And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

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… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

Someone show Jason Momoa this!

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