“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:
tom marvolo riddle
Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:
Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover
“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “
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