wife is pregnant, due any day
suddenly the contractions start
“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T" she says
“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says.
in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”
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