Silver Tongue
How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
Anonymous

vampireapologist:

hubbabubba-overlord:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

I would really hope theyd notice a car coming toward them or else they are the worst apex predator ever.

this is also an extremely fucking valid point

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