Please fucking read Homestuck.
bitch you think I have 900 years to catch up?!?!?!
People have estimated you can read the entirety of homestuck in a span of a 3-5 days.
No excuses.
Fun fact: I’ve made schedules to read homestuck in 2 weeks, and one in 56 days (or 23 if you wanted to cut that down). the 2 weeks takes about 2-3 hours of reading per day, with the 56 taking about 30-45 minutes of reading a day. It’s very doable in a decent amount of time!
theres also the lets read which can get you most of the way and is easier to digest