Silver Tongue

timeforlupsopinion:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

What Gundren Rockseeker was looking for in a bodyguard: A fighter or something? Somebody with a bit of experience, who can take a hit and won’t sell him out

What he got: The most powerful necromancer in the multiverse: a lich who has personally flipped off Death no less than five times, has a degree in rocket science because he spent over a century working for fantasy NASA, is fluent in over a dozen languages –including several that don’t even exist because he’s a literal alien– and is easily one of the top ten most dangerous people on the entire planet

What I’m saying is Barry was maybe a tiny bit overqualified for that bodyguard position

but he has no fighting experience so he’s still technically not qualified 

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