Y’all are so horny about the super crown that you’re completely sleeping on how fucking funny it would be if there was a Mario game where all the enemies were princesses but still behaved exactly like they normally do

Like imagine a princess buzzy beetle walking upside down on the ceiling of a cave in high heels with absolutely no indication of how she’s able to do that and the second Mario walks under her she drops off the ceiling, lands headfirst on the cave floor and without missing a beat immediately starts vigorously spinning after him while still upside-down, possibly while breakdancing