an abrupt realization: being that humans are a well documented but now extinct, somewhat ‘mythical’ species (”I wish humans were real”) in the world of splatoon………. there’s definitely an inkling/octoling equivalent to human monsterfuckers, i.e. inklings and octolings that love that Weird Mammalian Xenophilia Shit and would love to bone a human
too bad for all of them, Tartar’s got dibs
tartar reading human-xeno porn
excuse you, that is their private collection of speculative human era documents and i will thank you NOT to make fun of it