well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns
I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.
why, what do people think witches do with firstborns
Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.
i wish you hadn’t said that
Never has a text post confused me more than this one
aloe vera leaf broken open to expose the gel
you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes
i wish you hadn’t said that
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