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justangrymacaroni:

a list of fake tumblr stories i can sort of remember:

  • that one where some girl claimed people thought her car was the tardis, so she leapt out of it and looked at her boobs like “wow that’s a development” and ran off
  •  hipster blog vs. fandom blog in a starbucks
  • people singing “let it go” on a bus???
  • that student who looked into the security cameras in their school’s classroom whenever something stupid would happen and then the security guard thanked them personally
  • some guy fixing the lights in a store by holding up a sonic screwdriver
  • homestuck updates, a girl screams, the police come, one of the officers also reads homestuck, he starts freaking out, the other officer gives him a shock blanket
  • a girl has a joking argument with a police officer who’s a “mei main”
  • every time a waiter comes back to the table, they say a different supernatural/sherlock/dr. who pun, and the poster continues to fall out of their seat because they’re laughing so hard
  • someone catches someone on a bus says “i think you fell for me” and the entire bus applauds
  • a girl wants to buy a led zeppelin cd and the cashier wants her to buy a one direction cd then the manager comes out and yells at the cashier and thanks the girl for having awesome music tastes
  • boyfriend and girlfriend walk into store, girlfriend complaining that books are horrible, boyfriend breaks up with her
  • female student: *says something bitchy*                                                      nerd student: *calls her a slut*                                                                    teacher: *laughs*
  • girl says alohamora to open locked door, it opens, classmates cheer

AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE

  • i’m a fully grown adult woman and one time this girl came up to me in a store and screamed “DO YOU SHIP REYLO” and i said yes and she started yelling at me then her mom came over and yelled at her because the mom also shipped reylo and then the mom apologized to me and bought me a nutella crepe

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    i still think about this one every day, it is my personal favorite
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