Me, DM: …and Jeff, you see a young child of about 10 chained to the end of the bar.

Jeff, ooc: Hey i just found a d100; what happens if i roll a nat 100?

me: you… win the game, i guess. but that’s not what we’re doing- *a dice rolls* … what did you do?

Jeff, ooc: I rolled a nat 100. i win!