Silver Tongue

josephthehammer:

goddamnalientourists:

zinnia-apologist:

original-groove-rush:

Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

  • Gandalf the Gray
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo-Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

A quick glance through the notes tells you who wasn’t there in 2007 just because they’re continuing the list

This is Mr Rogers erasure

They could totally kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

He deserves it for delivering a kick that could shatter blows into the crotch of Indiana jones

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