Silver Tongue

scraps-is-busy:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

Lets be honest, the only genius tech CEO Peter Parker is an evil version from the future. 

Case in point, Spider-Man: Edge of Time.

Spiderman isn’t dumb enough to make his tech public because he wouldn’t want any military or criminal use of it. He’s not Tony stark

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