im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
- broke high schooler
- broke college student
- freelance photographer
- high school teacher
- unpaid intern
- pizza delivery guy
- research assistant for doomed scientific project
- guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
- being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
Lets be honest, the only genius tech CEO Peter Parker is an evil version from the future.
Case in point, Spider-Man: Edge of Time.
Spiderman isn’t dumb enough to make his tech public because he wouldn’t want any military or criminal use of it. He’s not Tony stark