ruthyless

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

tardis-mind-palace

Your brother is the best

elrondbaggins

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

aliceinpunderland

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

flower-mortician

Who the fuck changed this from Danny devito to markiplier