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jesus is called a lord but anyone with even a passing knowledge of classpect theory will peg him as a muse of life straight away

Hey? I love you? But I’m going to break into your house and demand that you never make a post like this again

moses was a rogue of breath

This is your final warning.

eve was a thief of doom and there’s nothing you can do about it

satan is the lord of doom which is the opposite master class of muse of life dont EVEN play

nah. satan is passive too. he tempts, but never acts. bard of doom

Okay, but is Eve really the thief of doom? I mean, she herself wasn’t very active at all. The only thing she ever stole she did while under the influence of what was probably the world’s first Vriska.

Vriska was constantly under the influence of others, but her decisions were still her own. And it’s more about what Eve’s story meant to the rest of humanity that defines her classpect. That said, I think I might stop responding to further comments on this post, because actual literal Satan being called “the world’s first Vriska” very nearly killed me on impact.

the original sin was not eve ignoring the orders of god because she did not exist when he said dont eat the apple. it was adam passively watching to see if she would get in trouble without stopping her. Eve was collateral. She was hurt by actions she did not know she wasnt supposd to make. She is a mage of mind. Adam, however, just watched and when nothing bad happened, he followed in suit. Effectively using her as a guinea pig. Adam is the true thief of doom