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dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

My recent roommate couldn’t use a fucking can opener. Not any style of can opener because she had “just never had to open a can before.” I only found this out after she broke both mine and my other roomate’s in the same incident. I still don’t know how.

Luckily I know how to cook a mean frozen pizza.

I refuse to date a girl who can’t cook at least as well as I can…

And thus I probably disqualified 80% of girls around my age already…

Well…

I bet Monika can cook…

I’m gonna fucking scream alskdjfjajdha good luck eating a drawing of some ramen

so we had boxed mac n cheese. you know, the kind that lists all the instructions on the side and the only ingredient not included in the box is milk. pretty simple, right? nope. he ruined 3 boxes by repeatedly adding egg to it and his response was “i thought that mac n cheese has egg in it”