Sword Art Online is shit

not cause Kirito immediately has every female character fall madly in love with him immediately when female MMO players ain’t give a shit

it’s not because it’s terribly written with extraneous characters

it’s not because it’s a blatant neet power fantasy

no no it’s cause everyone’s got completely normal, mundane usernames and not “ballsmasher420″ “cockgoblin” “238230583927432432473294″ “dearth_vader_2″ or some incomprehensible japanese puns