Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later

#this was painful to read  #I’m so sorry society forced you to have a baby Susan  #but there isn’t a return policy on that lifetime purchase