Customer buying a mystery blind bag toy: I think it’s Predator.
Me, super experienced at feeling the Bags and knowing what’s inside: Nope, it’s Mila Jovovich. I’d grab a different one.
Customer, opening it anyway: Goddamnit! Do you take returns?
Me: Not once you open it.
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