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So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and


I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

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Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

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Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

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JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

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She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.

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This is all made more weird by the fact the numbers seem to have meaning.

China is military series. (Also according to Jumba’s page on the wiki, his worst fear is his ex-wife. I wonder if that came before or after China’s creation.)

Let’s look at some pairs!

He could have just had an experiment to make things that work. Instead he made one specifically to make things that don’t work and another one to fix those things.

This seems normal but

what is the opposite of controlling the weather?!

wow

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Why are there two of these? Well at least there’s this follow up

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jumba is like a college student who makes experiments to avoid doing classwork