humans are unique in space prompt
plot twist, the greatest feat of earth is its food variety. All other planets only specialize in one food so humans are unique in that they have more than one kind of food. The cosmic goods find regularly visit earth to taste its cuisine and in exchange keep it from being destroyed by otherworldy forces.
Plot twist: Aliens have bad taste, and prefer unseasoned chicken over a good chicken Tikka Masala. Humans are weirded out by this, but stupid neighbor Tom agrees with the aliens, but only because it makes him feel good about his terrible chicken recipe.
no. dont let england have the win