Silver Tongue
Scar, talking like a cheesy PSA: You see, the state alchemists made assumptions about me based purely on my appearance. And now they’re dead. because they were never taught the most important lesson a person can learn. And do you know what that lesson is, Alphonse?
Al: No seriously can we go back to th-
Scar: That's right! It's not the outside that matters, its what's on the inside that counts. Have you seen the insides of people before? I have. I've seen the insides of many people. so remember, don't make assumptions about people. Especially me. Because I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you slowly. You will scream and I’ll savor that scream. I’ll replay it in my mind every night before I go to sleep. So remember, eat your vegetables, look both ways before crossing the street and stay in school. Take care, everybody!
Al: …What the fuck is wrong with you?
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    This is hilarious but also I cannot physically conceive al saying fuck. I’m sorry it just doesn’t happen.
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