Silver Tongue

scimitar-foxtrot:

roachpatrol:

so the thing that fucks me up about elves is like, of course they’re great archers. they live several hundred years. you’d be good at anything if you could do it for several hundred years. but what really fucks me up is thinking about how elves go to war with humans and they’re like, looking at these dudes across the field and they nudge their elf friend and are like ‘oh my god Ch’adrick those dudes are like, twenty. they’re twenty Chad’rick. why are we fighting a bunch of babies’ and then they die because the babies can shoot arrows too. NOT GOOD, BUT THEY CAN. 

#it’s like you feel bad for fighting a toddler?#but then the toddler has a sword#that’s fucked up

who shot king bu’rns

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