sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic
Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.
take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses
This is my favorite description of a vampire ever
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