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imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

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killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

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The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

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killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

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Dont forget that kids know exactly which things to talk about that hurt you most
“really, hockey mask and chainsaw? real original, did your moms sever head dress you?”