jitterbugjive:

harrypottergays:

captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

Exactly this but also ‘what if while you were sleeping someone put cameras in your bathroom and people are watching you pee over the internet for money’ there are so many worries involved in peeing

holy shit I’m not the only one who always gets paranoid thoughts of there being cameras whenever I go to the bathroom

i always get nervous because my toilet is directly across from the mirror so i always have that thought “what if the person in the mirror isnt actually me and is some pervert watching me”