glumshoe

“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

glumshoe

SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

glumshoe

well my dudes it happened again

I was walking down the sidewalk downtown today and caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and realized I’m dressed like Velma AGAIN

etherealunicorn

Are you sure you’re not cosplaying Velma because, jinkies, you look like Velma a lot in that pic

glumshoe

no I just run towards warm-colored fabric like a bull charging a matador’s cape