Silver Tongue

pisslick:

pisslick:

pisslick:

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

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