lightautumnsky:

Let me set the scene for you.
The Penguin, Black Mask, and Great White Shark just watched a guy kill four crocodiles with his bare hands.
They pull this guy out of the water.
Its Bruce Wayne.

But these three criminal masterminds don’t think it’s Bruce Wayne.
They think that this guy is in fact the Batman, but he is Batman disguised as Hush, who is always disguised as Bruce Wayne.
So this guy who looks like Bruce Wayne is the Batman, he is just disguised as Hush, who is always disguised as Bruce Wayne.

A round of applause for Gorham’s criminal underworld elite.

Its no surprise Superman gets away with using a pair of glasses and a curl to conceal his identity.

Criminals aren’t superstitious and cowardly.

Criminals are a senseless and incompetent lot.