Here’s a tip

spoopy-soren:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Reblogged 2 years ago from mbulteau (Originally from xxwolfmeetstheskyxx)
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