Breaking news: Local Dipshit Doesn’t Know what a Necklace is

IM SCREAMING HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE REALLY DONT KNOW HOW BEING FAT WORKS

can i just say its soooo fucking funny that this guys mad enough about a show that he cant stop focusing on every miniscule detail. hes obsessed. hes in love with the fact that this show is happening, and hes in denial about it