thor-appreciation-blog

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

thor-appreciation-blog

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

thor-appreciation-blog

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

dafterwho

heimdall watches you fap

lesbigone

  • [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
    • along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
  • if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
  • if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
  • loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
  • heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
  • odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
  • gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
    • probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
marvel-lous-things

  • “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
  • “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
  • Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
  • “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
  • The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
  • *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
  • Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
  • *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
  • #Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
  • Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
  • Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”