Silver Tongue

jitterbugjive:

lyricalammy:

jitterbugjive:

waisted-daisiess:

thetrippytrip:

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

welp home depot wants children to be kidnapped I guess

Come shop at Lowe’s we would prefer children stay with their parents at all times so they don’t get kidnapped.

Also we allow dogs in the store. Win-win!

yeah but the woman was with her child and was assaulted by the kidnapper so uh

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