If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean
BLOW THIS SHIT UP
welp home depot wants children to be kidnapped I guess
Come shop at Lowe’s we would prefer children stay with their parents at all times so they don’t get kidnapped.
Also we allow dogs in the store. Win-win!
yeah but the woman was with her child and was assaulted by the kidnapper so uh
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