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this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!

The health alert spans across the following states as a precaution: California, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.

Throw it out.

is this a new alert or the one from like a year and a half ago?

NEW ONE!  Just don’t eat salads or sandwiches with romane/leafy greens until we get an all-clear.

This warning is extended to Quebec and Ontario, too, for us Canucks.

November 2018

if you HAD or HAVE romaine lettace ANYWHERE, you need to DISINFECT ALL SURFACES THAT IT TOUCHED. ANY FOOD THAT WAS AROUND THE LETTACE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT FOR SAFETY. sincerely your neighborhood biologist.